Parodie eines BP – British Petroleum Werbespots (während deren Gülle immer noch im Golf von Mexico vor sich hin blubbert, bleibt einem fast nur noch Galgenhumor):
“The BP president said yesterday that the company would survive. That’s like someone running over your dog and saying, ‘Don’t worry, my car is fine.’” —Jimmy Fallon
“BP wants Twitter to shut down a fake BP account that is mocking the oil company. In response, Twitter wants BP to shut down the oil leak that’s ruining the ocean.” —Jimmy Fallon
“Well, folks, here’s the latest update. I guess this is good news. BP officials say the ‘top kill’ plan is working. The bad news — BP officials are a bunch of lying weasels.” —Jay Leno
“British Petroleum is now saying the oil spill was caused by a bad underwater cement job. You don’t have that problem with the mob.” —David Letterman
“Earlier today, British Petroleum began this operation known as ‘top kill,’ which comes on the heels of their previous operations, ‘fish kill’ and ‘bird kill.’” —Jay Leno
“BP is saying that the oil leak is bigger than they estimated. In a related story, the executives at BP are far bigger idiots than we estimated.” —Jay Leno
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